NEW! Welcome to the Top 30 Halloween Jokes at Joke Wagon! Everybody loves jokes about Halloween, witches, vampires, ghosts, pumpkins, skeletons, mummies and monsters!
Halloween Jokes: Vampire Jokes
Spooky laughs and a few batty jokes! Happy Halloween with Vampire Jokes at Joke Wagon. Joke Wagon features hilarious Halloween jokes safe for children, kids of any age and grown-ups! Joke Wagon laughs and chuckles are great for Halloween parties, birthday parties and any day of the year!
- Ghost Joke for Kids Where do ghosts by their sheets?
- Halloween Joke for Kids – Bird Joke Why do birds love Halloween?
- Witches Joke What is a witches favorite subject in school.
- Witch Joke What is a witches favorite subject at school?
- Harry Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock. Who’s There? Harry. Harry Who?
- What Do Zombies Sleep With? What Do Zombies Sleep With?
- Ghost in the Car Joke What Did The Ghost Do When it Got In The Car?
- Hungry Vampire Joke What Do You Call A Hungry Vampire?
- Food: Zombies Joke Why Do Zombies Eat People?
- Easy Riddle for Halloween What has Three Heads and Two Tails?
- Halloween Knock Knock Joke Halloween Joke: Knock Knock. Who’s There? Howl. Howl Who?
- Clean Sheet Ghost Joke Where Do Ghosts Get Their Sheets Cleaned?
- Skeleton Detective Joke Who Was The Most Famous Skeleton Detective of All Time?
- Zombies Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock. Who’s There? Zombies. Zombies Who?
- Ghost and Bagel Joke What Do Ghosts Put on Their Bagels?
- Big, Furry and Purple Joke What is Big, Furry, Purple and Bounces Up and Down?
- What Do Vampires Drink Joke What Do Vampires Drink in the Summer?
- Author Joke What Kind of Author Works on Halloween Night?
- Ghosts Need a Vacation Joke When Do Ghosts Need a Vacation?
- Ghost Haunting Joke What Do Ghosts Use to go Hunting?
- Avon Joke Knock Knock. Who’s There? Avon. Avon Who?
- Night Crawler Ghost Joke What Do You Call the Ghost of a Night Crawler?
- How Does a Vampire Make Lunch? How Does a Vampire Make Lunch?
- Where Do Werewolves Live? Where Do Werewolves Live?
- Fast Flying Witch Joke How Do You Know When a Flying Witch Breaks the Sound Barrier?
- Why are Skeletons Always on Break? Why are Skeletons Always on Break?
- Witch Fell Off Broom Joke What Happened When The Witch Fell Off Her Broom?
- Vampires Last Night Joke Where Do Vampires Spend Their Last Night?
- Witches Brew Joke How Does a Witch Know When Her Brew Is Done?
- Why Don’t Mummies Eat in Bed? Why Don’t Mummies Eat in Bed?
New! 5 Surprise Halloween Jokes
It’s always Halloween at Joke Wagon! Laugh at the best Halloween jokes. Vampires, zombies, monster, witches, spooky knock knock jokes and ghost jokes!
- Summer Camp Joke: Ghost Joke for Kids Ghost Joke for Kids: What do ghosts get at summer camp?
- Halloween Joke: Skeletons Joke Halloween Skeleton Joke: Why don’t skeletons sky-dive?
- Halloween Joke: Headless Horseman Joke Halloween Joke: What do you get the Headless Horseman for his birthday?
- Zombie Joke – Taco Joke Zombie Joke: What do zombies put on tacos?
- Zombie Joke – Zombie Potatoes Zombie Joke What do zombies eat with potatoes?
These are seven (5) surprise randomly drawn Halloween jokes.
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